Daisy Mae Bigjiggles’ movies were never transferred to digital formats for a reason. That reason is because all of them are bad.
If you’re cornfused by the timing, the popcorn popper didn’t explode prior to this scene because it was cornstipated.
I don’t know about y’all, but I would be very concerned with anyone that’s described at random as a “Pudding Weirdo.”
The previous entry in the series was “Possumneck McGillicuddy and Pilferer of the Mislaid Tugboat” is considered to be a cult classic. No, really. There’s some weirdo cult on the other side of the country that worships it and brings it offerings of already-worn short round acrylic nails. It’s creepy!
Hm. Someone’s a little young to be at a rock concert, unsupervised and all alone this late…